(Source: iraffiruse)
there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here
hey
hey kid
you think you’re fucking safe in there
ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up
ain’t
nobody
(Source: chantillyxlacey, via zabrix)
- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
